I know ur online and i wanna talk to you but I am not gonna say "hi" first!

Talking to you is part of my daily routine, without it, I`m sad :(

Is it just me, or does my bed have magnets under it in the mornings :)

If Harry Potter is so magical then why can`t he fix his eye sight?

It took Harry Potter 7 damn long books to catch the bad guy... It only takes scooby doo 25 minutes.

"Dude, she just called you illiterate!" "Oh hell n.. Wait, what does that mean?"

It`s not that I hate you.. it`s just, put it this way. if you were on fire and i had water, i`d drink it.